Slow Cow Anti-Energy Drink
July 28, 2009 by Nebber
Filed under Kitchen Sink
A Canadian marketing team has come up with the equivalent of “Quaaludes in a can.” Over the course of 18 months, the team tinkered with various ingredients until the final formula was developed. The drink primarily consists of natural ingredients that are intended to calm you without drowsiness, such as passion flower, valerian and camomile. The key ingredient, however is L-Theanine, which is an amino acid that supposedly creates a relaxed, focused state of mind.
The best line on the Slow Cow website? “L-Theanine is also a natural replacement for “Ritalin”, used by both adults and children.”
Source: Slow Cow
Bacon Flavored Gumballs
July 26, 2009 by Nebber
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Cholesterol be damned, we’re on a major bacon kick at WebNebber! Don’t have time to cook, but still want to enjoy bacon? How about bacon flavored gumballs to hold you over? 22 bacon gumballs will set you back only $2.95 plus shipping. What a deal!
Source: Neatorama
Mr. Bacon’s Board Game
July 25, 2009 by Nebber
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I know what you’re thinking and no, it is not that Mr. Bacon (sorry, Kevin). This is Archie McPhee’s board game, which they are calling “by far the most mouth-watering, meatcentric board game ever created!” As you move your bacon character along the path through Meatland you’ll navigate your way through areas like the Mustard Marsh, the Wiener Wasteland and the Sausage Sea. The first one to make it to the frying pan at the end of the trail wins! Maybe they should team up with the guys that invented the meat card.
Source: Archie McPhee
Scratch Like You Mean It
July 23, 2009 by Nebber
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Now that’s what I call scratchin’ an itch.
Cannibal Marshmallows Shirt
July 23, 2009 by Nebber
Filed under Kitchen Sink
A really funny T-shirt from NoiseBot. Great choice for those family camping trips, or just freaking out the neighbors around the backyard firepit. If you listen real close kids, you can hear them scream…
Business Cards Made of Meat
July 15, 2009 by Nebber
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Riddle: What happens when you start out with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER?
Answer: Meat Cards!
No pretty boy foil lettering or embossed logos. These cards consist only of meat and laser etching. Yes, they are edible, so if you aren’t impressed with your new business acquaintance, you can always eat his meat card for a snack. According to the manufacturer, ” MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED.”
While they are not quite yet ready for sale, they have gotten some buzz across the web. Recently, they got a plug on G4’s Attack of the Show. Here’s the clip:
Source: Meat Cards
